Matt Kawczynski
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Outside my door is either a piece of meteorite, just a plain rock, or a meatball. #TasteTest
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Those 3 tweets wore me out. I'm goin' to get ice creams as a reward.
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There is a baby outside that won't stop crying. Also, it *might* be a cat. Weird that I can't tell?
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Then, Anonymous: "Google 'Who took down Megaupload?!'..." RT @Gizmodo Anonymous just killed DoJ's site for Megaupload http://t.co/wnSKPKp6
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Feds: "Google 'How to watch a movie for free'. There! Let's bust THEM!" RT @Gizmodo Feds kill Megaupload http://t.co/omxLlnkl
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This was recently brought to my attention: http://t.co/TCtURq33 Soooo, who of you are my generous friends?9 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Dueling chainsaws outside. I hope they're only cutting trees & we don't suddenly have some new gang in LA. #ChainGang20129 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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In 1994, the Internet was so much simpler. But my feeling for @thenyrangers were the same.9 days ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Bisquik. Directions: 1. Stop car. http://t.co/8TaKO0bC
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"Super-human strength" when rescuing those in danger? Pfft. Mine kicks in for "gotta make it in one trip" carrying groceries.
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I got a few weird responses to "#KindleFart", but yours is the only i embrace. RT @AnonymousDate that's just smart design
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Just discovered that the "low battery" alert on my Kindle Fire sounds like a fart. This changes EVERYTHING. #KindleFart
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Poker night fell through. It's cool, I listened to THE MUPPETS soundtrack. #Stud2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Orange juice after iced-tea. I'll let you know how it turns out.2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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Who do we have working on that 7-Second-Shower-Blast-That-Gets-You-Clean thing?2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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CES 2012! The future is earlier today! http://t.co/dDYm5Zs3 Delicious.2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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The @thenyrangers are holding 1st place in the LEAGUE. Relax, I haven't drank much today, so it's unlikely I'll pee myself.2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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I'm considering showering at some point before the day ends. But then, I'm an ADULT & can choose NOT to. #SuckItKids2 weeks ago from web | Reply, Retweet, Favorite
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@RickysFishTacos where are you today? We are driving in imperfect circles.
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Getting this Facebook Timeline is a lot like getting Google+ was for me; I have no idea what to do with it.6 weeks ago
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NY, heat up that brick oven of yours. I'm about to eat all your pizza.6 weeks ago
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December. Shorts and a t-shirt. LA, you're silly and I'm gonna kiss you right on your warm mouth.6 weeks ago
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I'm thankful for all of my friends & family. They're all pretty great. And the creators of Yoo-Hoo. I love me some Yoo-Hoo.2 months ago
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David Martel and Lizzy Kimball in this Doritos commercial we just made. Watch 'em, won't you? http://www.crashthesuperbowl.com/#/gallery?video=175782 months ago
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T IS FOR TABLE finished 4th. Good news is we'll be included in the DVD/Blu Ray release of the ABC's of Death. Thanks for voting!2 months ago
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Vegas. 11 people. One day. One game. One giant bet. It was exhausting to organize, but it paid off. Literally.2 months ago
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I spent about 40 dollars on bottles of soda yesterday. I guess I'm looking for someone to tell me that this was ok. Mom?2 months ago
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To my East coast peeps: If it makes you feel any better, I wore a sweatshirt today. I mean, I had to take it off because I was too warm, but still...3 months ago
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Alcatraz, Golden Gate, earthquake. Got the full package today.3 months ago
